THEME BY BAUDELAIRED
Make Yourself

I post cats, post-hardcore, pop punk, progressive metal, drum corps, my own humor, photography, body mods, and pretty much anything else I enjoy.

I just wanna get fucked by something other than the the financial aid department at my school

U feel?

Totally just crashed a highschool party full of juniors with Ben because we were bored and it was happening a couple houses street from his.

They decided to try a Ouija board and I made a bunch of girls scream and flip out when I made the lights flicker.

Successful Night

I like my cash how I like my liquor, cold, hard, and lots of it. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

I like my cash how I like my liquor, cold, hard, and lots of it. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

In my time working in food service, i’ve only dropped something 3 times. Today as I was moving a dirty table into the elevator, i dropped and entire tray of these cookies from a bachelorette party. The ketchup adds extra laughs. #dicks

In my time working in food service, i’ve only dropped something 3 times. Today as I was moving a dirty table into the elevator, i dropped and entire tray of these cookies from a bachelorette party. The ketchup adds extra laughs. #dicks

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prestonscactus:

The “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie looks pretty brutal.

prestonscactus:

The โ€œFifty Shades of Greyโ€ movie looks pretty brutal.

My partner in crime. #bromance #bromosexual

My partner in crime. #bromance #bromosexual

Bought a new car today finally! Who wants to go for a ride?๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Bought a new car today finally! Who wants to go for a ride?๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ